Change is coming Coirnav, brace yourself!

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It is “Time” again folks

As <Relentless Insomnia> continues to soak up as much Elemental and Time Loot as possible in preparation for GoD, we see a changing of the seasons on the horizon for our server. The count down to 54 man raids and fully instanced raiding is nearing closer by the day. As loot starts going to alts or straight up rotting we feel more and more, that the great transition period of EverQuest is upon us.

 

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For some of us who have been through this transition from PoP to Ldon/GoD countless times we know what this means. Less open world content, less competition, lower numbers in raids, a lot less to raid, and a lot more sleep than we’ve been getting this past year.

For others though…for those who seek competition and the relaxation of 54 man raids, we will have our cake and eat it too. I’ll get to that in a second though.

First lets talk about Coirnav recruitment specifically…

Coirnav Recruitment

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Our class needs are minimal however on Coirnav since we will be moving to smaller raid sizes soon, but we have a unique opening for the following:

1 Warrior

1 Cleric

1 Monk

These are classes that have historically been a low need in RI, and while we still have a solid lineup of these classes today, there is an opportunity for players of these 3 classes to make an impact in RI today.

 

 

Berserker Class

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GoD Heralds the coming of a these melee monsters, and if you want to play one with RI, you best start planning for it now!

If you have desires to play a Berserker for Relentless Insomnia, we are going to be looking to add TWO of them to our roster come GoD. Yes its 5 Months away, but this is when you should start planning for their arrival. If you desire to play a Berserker for RI, than start raiding with us today on any class of your choosing, start earning DKP which can be transferred to the Berserker 100% upon release of the class. Prepare now to hit the ground running in GoD as a full member with a truck load of DKP to spend as soon as you hit lvl 65!

 

 

20 Years of EverQuest!

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First off Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone from RI!

We’ve been lazy as hell these last few weeks leading up to Christmas, but aside from Christmas Eve and Day when we didn’t raid anything we’ve still been getting shit done even with the skeleton crew.  I don’t think there is a person in the guild that isn’t ready for Planes of Power to drop. Vex Thal is my favorite raid zone. I get shot for saying it round here tho. It might be me, but gimme the dom over the butterfly queen any day.

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EverQuest survives yet another year and thus I realize, hell.. I’ve been playing this game more than half of my life. That kind of commitment to anything can be hard to find these days. I don’t even think Premier is as addicted to his bottle of scotch as some of us are to EQ, and that is saying something.

So what is in store for us for the 20th Anniversary?  I mean how often to games reach the 20 year mark? Daybreak has a unique opportunity and a good excuse to do some crazy awesome stuff this year, and lets just hope they capitalize on it and really give the community some things they have been asking for…

*COUGH* FV TLP *COUGH*

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OH MY… excuse me… what was that sheesh!

 

And now a word from one of our most loyal members!

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We are just better… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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We didn’t want to clear all that trash in open world VT for only 3 bosses, and our coth bots won’t be fully ready until this weekend. But then a Christmas miracle… enter The Final Crusade. God how can you not love these guys, they keep making our jobs so easy!

RI scouts saw TFC clearing open world VT trash, and we had everyone wait outside VT for the right moment. Then we zoned in, raced through the fully cleared zone, and stomped all over Thall Va Kelun in a DPS race with 13 less people than the TFC zerg raid.

 

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 TFC had more numbers so I actually was a little surprised we won, so I felt we should have our number crunchers…(and munchers?) analyze the dps breakdown a little more carefully to see how we did… and…behold.

 

DPS-RACE

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For the record the 7 year old version of myself would have kicked your ass at this game too TFC. Call me the crown prince of vintage pc games… in that even if you did find a way to beat us, our monks …err I mean Allah would just compel us to have you eliminated faster that a nosy american journalist in a Saudi mens bathroom.

 

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Premium Douche

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It has come to our attention that this godless Russian Mob owned company Daybreak Games has decided to release their next TLP expansion for Coirnav on the night before a major US holiday, when people are supposed to be traveling, cooking, drinking and enjoying life.

For some of you we know what that means… nothing at all. For others we know it means that you are basically throwing in the towel this expansion and taking launch easy.

For Relentless Insomnia though we believe we can have our turkey and eat it too! Thus we have been hard at work saturating our members mains and alts with end game Velious gear, and tackling Shadows of Luclin raids on test to make sure opening night goes off without a hitch. Then we can break away to stuff our faces like the gluttons that we are.

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As always we are looking for motivated raiders!

Hit the Discord button above and apply on our forums today!

 

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