20 Years of EverQuest!

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First off Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to everyone from RI!

We’ve been lazy as hell these last few weeks leading up to Christmas, but aside from Christmas Eve and Day when we didn’t raid anything we’ve still been getting shit done even with the skeleton crew.  I don’t think there is a person in the guild that isn’t ready for Planes of Power to drop. Vex Thal is my favorite raid zone. I get shot for saying it round here tho. It might be me, but gimme the dom over the butterfly queen any day.

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EverQuest survives yet another year and thus I realize, hell.. I’ve been playing this game more than half of my life. That kind of commitment to anything can be hard to find these days. I don’t even think Premier is as addicted to his bottle of scotch as some of us are to EQ, and that is saying something.

So what is in store for us for the 20th Anniversary?  I mean how often to games reach the 20 year mark? Daybreak has a unique opportunity and a good excuse to do some crazy awesome stuff this year, and lets just hope they capitalize on it and really give the community some things they have been asking for…

*COUGH* FV TLP *COUGH*

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OH MY… excuse me… what was that sheesh!

 

And now a word from one of our most loyal members!

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We are just better… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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We didn’t want to clear all that trash in open world VT for only 3 bosses, and our coth bots won’t be fully ready until this weekend. But then a Christmas miracle… enter The Final Crusade. God how can you not love these guys, they keep making our jobs so easy!

RI scouts saw TFC clearing open world VT trash, and we had everyone wait outside VT for the right moment. Then we zoned in, raced through the fully cleared zone, and stomped all over Thall Va Kelun in a DPS race with 13 less people than the TFC zerg raid.

 

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 TFC had more numbers so I actually was a little surprised we won, so I felt we should have our number crunchers…(and munchers?) analyze the dps breakdown a little more carefully to see how we did… and…behold.

 

DPS-RACE

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For the record the 7 year old version of myself would have kicked your ass at this game too TFC. Call me the crown prince of vintage pc games… in that even if you did find a way to beat us, our monks …err I mean Allah would just compel us to have you eliminated faster that a nosy american journalist in a Saudi mens bathroom.

 

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It has come to our attention that this godless Russian Mob owned company Daybreak Games has decided to release their next TLP expansion for Coirnav on the night before a major US holiday, when people are supposed to be traveling, cooking, drinking and enjoying life.

For some of you we know what that means… nothing at all. For others we know it means that you are basically throwing in the towel this expansion and taking launch easy.

For Relentless Insomnia though we believe we can have our turkey and eat it too! Thus we have been hard at work saturating our members mains and alts with end game Velious gear, and tackling Shadows of Luclin raids on test to make sure opening night goes off without a hitch. Then we can break away to stuff our faces like the gluttons that we are.

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As always we are looking for motivated raiders!

Hit the Discord button above and apply on our forums today!

 

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